Research Proves People Drink To Get Laid - Duh!
European researchers have released a study in which they conclude teenagers and young adults use alcohol and drugs hoping to increase their chances of having sex.
According to the report on ScienceDaily.com, one-third of men 16 - 35 years-old and one-quarter of women drink to facilitate sexual encounters. The report also indicates they use drugs such as coke, ecstasy and pot to improve the sex they do have.
Really? Who would have thought it? This is truly groundbreaking research!
These researchers could have saved a lot of time and money by simply asking anyone who’s ever worked in a bar. It’s called ‘liquid courage.”
This is the bar business’ bread and butter. Take away sexual desperation and half of the people who now drink would stay home.
And the other half?
They’re the ones who drown their sorrows having come to the realization that they’re never going to get laid regardless of how much alcohol they drink or how many drugs they do.
Next…researchers discover marijuana/late-night pizza ordering connection.
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September 28th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
lol @ “marijuana/late-night pizza ordering connection”
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April 7th, 2009 at 2:16 pm
In England we call it Dutch courage, and it goes way beyond sex. We need it to facilitate pretty much evrything we do!